The magazines I subscribe to should tell you a little about me. Living with Rachel Ray (that one's for the hubby; he's got a thing for Rachel), Rolling Stone (one of my new bathroom faves,) ESPN and Sports Illustrated (prefer SI), Vanity Fair (have to get some politics in) and US Weekly and People. Every Friday there's a knockdown, smackdown fight between the two of us for reading privileges. We have sunk so low as to barge into the bathroom and snatch it from each other; what's the person going to do? Run after it with their pants around the legs and tp sticking out of the booty?
So after pouring over both this past week, I got another one of my brilliant ideas (and I would just like to say that today someone told me, "You really are a smart midget.") Every week there is a story on Jon, the husband/father on John and Kate plus Eight. And of course no week would be complete without a story on The Octuplet mom, Nadya.
I have seen only one episode of Jon and Kate but apparently the wife, Kate, is a real ball buster and it seems Johhny Boy has wandered off a little. Now, I always give people the benefit of the doubt. He claims his new 23 year old girl "friend" is just that, a friend. Hey, buddy, totally cool. I have lots of guy friends. Totally cool with that. But upon reading and looking at the pictures I did have some questions. I've never invited my guy friends over to sunbathe while my spouse is away. But hey, maybe the 23 year old was helping with the kids? Then there's the gifts he's bought her. Hey, I buy my guy friends gifts; I even blog about how awesome the gifts are. In fact, tonight I just ordered gifts for two of them whose bdays are in the next week. But I've never bought them $200 Cole Haan bags or jewelry. Think more music, tee shirts and the occasional concert ticket. Still though, I'm going with John's story. Then came the confession from 23 year old's brother; Jon comes over with pizza (hey, I've shown up with food before) and doesn't leave until the next morning and he hears animalistic noises coming from her locked bedroom. Okay, I usually drop the food off, chit chat for a few minutes and then head home to make animalistic noises (meow) in the comforts of my own home. I'm just speculating. I do not judge; I hate that. None of us except them knows the real story of what is going on. But if I'm speculating, it's that John here wants to get caught because it takes one viewing of Melrose Place to learn how NOT to get caught.
The other person always in my two favorite magazines is the Octuplet mom, Nadya. No comment on that speculation. None. She is screaming "I want a reality tv show." Jon is probably going to need a new job unless TLC does "John and Kate Break with Eight." Oh, those poor kids; to have to endure the media (which I guess feed into with my magazine obsession-hmm, have to think about that one.) So that's when it came to me. John and Nadya could hook up and have 16 KIDS between them. 16! Imagine the episodes. John having his "girl" friends over, eating pizza by the pool and making monkey sounds while Nadya leaves the babies and goes to get her nails done.
If this indeed becomes a reality show, I am so suing for "creative" privileges!
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